A Few Words Of Wisdom
If you start judging people,
you will be having no time to love them...
Virginity is like a bubble,
one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket
feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes
get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right,
war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.
Man who live in glass house should
change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well,
often catch crabs.