How to get your Car Insurance to pay for your
Wedding
Sam Morris is suing his car insurance company for
damages, claiming an unplanned pregnancy resulting
from an automobile accident.

The claim involves an accident involving a
Chevrolet Astro mini-van and a Ford Expedition
belonging to Scott Brasco. The accident occurred in
dark end of the parking lot of Eckerd's Drugstore.
Morris claims,
he and his mistress were were engaged in amorous
activity in the back of the van , when the
Expedition driven by 64 year old Brasco backed up into the back of his van and
hit it. The impact momentarily made the couple lose control,
resulting in pregnancy.
The case came to light when the insurance agent
decided to publicize the claim to illustrate the
absurdity of some bids to win compensation.
The suit demands compensation for the cost of
repairing the van, cost of Morris divorcing his wife, the
cost of the wedding the couple decided to have after
discovering the woman was pregnant and the cost of
child birth.
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