43. Not charming her. Again, you need not do this every time, but if you think you have a chance, maybe you should put a rose in the fridge for later. A fragrant candle is another way. Women don't forget these things.

44. Leaving afterward. You better have a very good reason if you get up and leave right away. Something like your house on fire might be the only way out, unless she knows in advance. Women remember that too.

45. Faking orgasms. Oh that's right. We can't do that! Never mind.

46. Complaining if she doesn't make noise. Not all women scream, and moan. Just make sure you pay attention to her face, so that you know you're doing things right. Leaving her speechless, and gasping for breath is not bad.

47. "Accidentally" poking her in the butt. Wrong, wrong, wrong. If she wants this, she will tell you.

48. Telling her that she is fishy smelling. She will be terrified, and probably stop the bus right there. This is the perfect opportunity to keep your mouth shut. If she is that nasty, what are you doing with her?

49. Not controlling yourself. I know that this is difficult, especially with a drop dead gorgeous woman, but you should know your own body well enough to pause so that you don't get to the top of the roller coaster too soon. Hmmm. Maybe this should be 1.

50. Not calling her. There is no excuse to not call her within 48 hours, unless you have been run over by a truck, and are in a coma. I will let you use my cell phone if you don't have a dime. Girls rock. Give them what they want!

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