32. Believing all of the crap that you read in Playboy, and Maxim. Certainly you jest! Less than 1/10 of 1 % of women are like that. Get over it. You're not a teenager.

33. Not helping out. If she's on top...help a girl out...it's not that easy to get and keep the rhythm...so grab that cute ass and help her ride the pony..ok? Don't just lay there in la la land.

34. Not offering to clean up. If you made a mess of things, it's only fair that you make it right. She should not have to sleep on a wet sheet. It's my bet that if you offer, it will be enough, but be prepared to follow through any way. If it's your place, there better be another clean sheet in the house.

35. Being all too stern. Lighten up! Sex is funny. You are both naked, and if all goes well, you can laugh! What could be more memorable than falling off of the bed into a pile on the floor? Once I reached for a condom, before the first time with a new girlfriend. She stopped and exclaimed "what - you mean you don't want to have a baby!" We both cracked up, and proceeded to have a great time thereafter. Keep it real…

36. Asking for a threesome. Be very careful. Of course every guy wants this, but think about it. How would you react if she asked for it with another guy?

37. Not trimming your toenails. Even Fred Flintstone trimmed his toenails. This can really blow it skipper.

38. Taking pictures, or film. This is way out of bounds. If that is ever going to happen, it better be her idea. I wouldn't even entertain the thought. Bad Karma man.

39. Not stroking her hair, neck, and body. Women are much more than boobs and woo woo. If you can't get past that - you are doomed.

40. Being too rough. I cannot speak for women, but you can be certain that there is a limit that should never be exceeded. It would be safe to be only as rough as she is. Never, ever hurt a woman.

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