22. Oh-Oh, you drank too much. This is when your unit is not happening, perhaps because of those last 10 beers, or because you are older than 20. Make sure that she knows it is not her fault.

23. Regarding 22, you still have the rest of your body to work with- if you ever want to see her again.

24. Not letting her dim the lights. What's better: sex in the dark, or no sex? If you don't have a candle in your place, you're an idiot.

25. Shoving your tongue down her throat. Once again, another tricky one. Pay attention. If there is no suction when you do that, it might be better to use it elsewhere.

26. Not paying attention to all of her body. Shame on you if you don't give her a massage. This will take her by surprise, be it her feet, back, arms legs, ears- whatever. You might like it too.

27. Speaking of another woman in bed. You have lost your mind if you do this.

28. Not finishing something you started. This would be stopping to go to work, after getting her all wound up. I have only done this once. (I'm a quick learner). This may cost you. If you are not a doctor, or millionaire, you better think again. If you're a millionaire, it can wait.

29. Not taking the initiative. What kind of pussy are you? Women need to know that they are with a man. They would all go hook up with a Butch if we didn't show some kind of backbone. We don't want them playing on the wrong team for crying out loud.

30. Refusing to let her take over. What are you, some kind of f-*!ing caveman? Enjoy it.

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