50 Ways Men Mess Up Sex
11. Not shaving your face. If you have a beard, keep
it in line. If you don't have a beard, just remember
that a day or two without shaving might hurt her
soft skin. You do like soft skin right?
12. Not kissing her. This one is tricky. Not every
woman wants to kiss while you are in the midst, but
if they do, you should. There is really nothing else
like it. Exchanging breath, and swapping saliva can
be quite the turn on.
13. Assuming that you own her, just because you had
a pickle tickle. This is one that I learned the hard
way. You will never own a woman. If you want a
relationship, you both have to talk about it and
agree, but owning her is out of the question.
14. Withholding oral sex. Why would you do that? Are
you gay?
15. Expecting her to know what feels good to you.
She does not know how your parts work, and what
makes them take off. She does not have them!
(Thankfully). It's OK to tell her- nicely.
16. Too much dirty talk. Another tricky one. Some
women like this, but I suspect that most don't.
17. Not respecting her. I have not listed these in
order, but if I did, this one might be 1. A woman
deserves respect. Ask Aretha Franklin.
18. Not letting her guide you. If she grabs your
hand, and puts it somewhere, you are very lucky. You
have just been given a shortcut. As Yogi said, "when
you come to a fork in the road- take it!"
19. Morning breath - we all have it - and men
usually wake up with an excited Mr Winky....women
really appreciate a sweet mouth to kiss to go along
with all the other goodies...just a quick gargle of
scope when you go pee - then you can jump them as
needed.
20. Thinking that a quickie is always OK. There are
times when a quickie is acceptable, but it should
never be the norm. If you or she doesn't have to be
anywhere for 3 hours, then a quickie is probably not
appropriate.
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