50 Ways Men Mess Up Sex

11. Not shaving your face. If you have a beard, keep it in line. If you don't have a beard, just remember that a day or two without shaving might hurt her soft skin. You do like soft skin right?

 

12. Not kissing her. This one is tricky. Not every woman wants to kiss while you are in the midst, but if they do, you should. There is really nothing else like it. Exchanging breath, and swapping saliva can be quite the turn on.

13. Assuming that you own her, just because you had a pickle tickle. This is one that I learned the hard way. You will never own a woman. If you want a relationship, you both have to talk about it and agree, but owning her is out of the question.

14. Withholding oral sex. Why would you do that? Are you gay?

15. Expecting her to know what feels good to you. She does not know how your parts work, and what makes them take off. She does not have them! (Thankfully). It's OK to tell her- nicely.

16. Too much dirty talk. Another tricky one. Some women like this, but I suspect that most don't.

17. Not respecting her. I have not listed these in order, but if I did, this one might be 1. A woman deserves respect. Ask Aretha Franklin.

18. Not letting her guide you. If she grabs your hand, and puts it somewhere, you are very lucky. You have just been given a shortcut. As Yogi said, "when you come to a fork in the road- take it!"

 

19. Morning breath - we all have it - and men usually wake up with an excited Mr Winky....women really appreciate a sweet mouth to kiss to go along with all the other goodies...just a quick gargle of scope when you go pee - then you can jump them as needed.

20. Thinking that a quickie is always OK. There are times when a quickie is acceptable, but it should never be the norm. If you or she doesn't have to be anywhere for 3 hours, then a quickie is probably not appropriate.

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