2. Hygiene! If you are not in a clean state (all over), then you had better not even try. There may be times that you are sweaty, and dirty, and a woman may come on to you. If a woman is into that, then by all means go, but when in doubt, you better go find a shower, or pool, or something.

3. No means NO! Just because a woman has flirted with you does not mean that you can pass go. She might very well, be interested, but a decision to go to bed with you is hers, not yours. If you screw this up, you get what you deserve.

4. Don't pass out 2 minutes later. Most women want to talk, and be cozy afterward. It's not that difficult to stay awake for a while, and maybe hold and touch her. That's what you wanted in the first place isn't it?

5. Let her establish where you may, and where you may not put your juice. It really shouldn't matter to you. You're getting laid! Let her surprise you, or not.

6. Birth control. Do not expect her to be on the pill. Some women cannot use it for what ever reason. There are other methods. It is up to you to learn them.

7. Expecting oral sex. This is a gift. Even if she is your wife, or girlfriend of years, it is always something that is optional, especially if you do not understand 2.

8. Being silent. Captain! Open the hailing frequency! You should be able to talk, joke, or respond to her voice. Listen dude! She might be saying something important, like how to make her get off. You may even want to whisper back something similar. Before, during, and after. No kidding-really.

9. Ignoring her outside parts. It's not all about plumbing. Calibration is more like it.

10. Being predictable. Just don't. Ever hear of the mile high club? Be advised that the cabin crew will know about it. I know one captain that gives out wings to those daring couples. You don't need an aircraft to get her going though. A phone booth might do.

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