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HOW TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very
gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl,
working in and out until well creamed. For
best results. Continue to knead milk
containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into
mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to
soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If
banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or
change mixing bowls.
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