Things you can do while waiting

 

     

 

 Things to do at Walmart while waiting for your woman, taking her time shopping:

 

 

 

 


 

 

Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.


Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.

 

 

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

 

 

 

 

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.



 


Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

 

 

While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

 

 



When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
 

Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

 

 

 

Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 		 

 

 

Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

 
 

 

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

 
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Offer free Mammogram tests.



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