Bar Phrases & Their True Meanings

"Hey, where is that friend of yours?"

(I have no interest in talking to you, but I want to get your attractive friend in a compromising position.)
 

"What do you have on tap?"

(What's cheap?)

"I'll have a glass of house white." (Female)

(I'm easy.)

"Ever try a body shot?" (Female To Male)

(If this is how wild I am in the bar, can you imagine what I'll do to you in bed?)

"I don't feel well, let's go home." (Female)

(You're paying more attention to your friends than to me.)

"I don't feel well, let's go home." (Male)

(I'm horny.)

"Excuse me." (Male To Male)

(Get the hell out of the way.)

"Excuse me." (Male To Female)

(I am going to grope you now and blame it on the crowd.)

"Excuse me." (Female To Male)

(Don't even think about groping me, just get the hell out of my way.)

"Excuse me." (Female To Female)

(Move your fat a**. Who do you think you are anyway? )