3. Shop till they drop -- When it comes to shopping, there just aren't enough hours in the day for most women. What's worse is that they have to take us along for the ride.

2. Talk incessantly -- Most women love to talk, and if you give them the ammo, they won't stop. It's not that we don't care about what they have to say; it's just that we don't need to hear every minute detail.

1. Use sex as a weapon -- Oftentimes most women, in an effort to show their superiority, will attack men's universal weak spot: sex.

Learn to Tolerate -- In the grand scheme of things, women's annoying habits aren't that bad. Chances are we'll adapt to them in time.