Advice for Man

Man to Boy Advice

Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

	NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.		DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
		Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!		If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.
Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really Pretty Ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.		Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.		You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.	Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.	Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.	Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.	If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.	If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.			If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.		You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
	If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.			Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.

Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR girlfriend closer.

Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you

have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control

than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can

be lost in a nanosecond.

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